arthurstrangerguy:

saw and everything is the same but the bathroom is in the public night club 

aokozaki:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

this is so fuckin funny

“B-but we’re both girls!” [cutely beats you with a hammer]

eggoscramble:

(and kim!)

pauladrawsnstuff:

Audio from @themornal

tazatouille:

I CREATED YOU. YOU CREATED ME.

rcgay:

it’s always sunny in philadelphia
s11e08 / s16e04

charmac:

When your boyfriend who doesn’t know he’s your boyfriend tells your dad about the anal beads you’ve been remotely stimulating his prostate with

clairepngart:

he’s projecting big time

genderkoolaid:

angelofthemornings:

genderkoolaid:

genderkoolaid:

like 99% of “men and women are soooo different!!!” comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it’s not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

“women will say I’m fine and then not mean it” yeah that’s something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

jamjoob:

I HATE THE AM⏰💥I HATE THE PM🇬🇧💥

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